Favorite Colors.

It seems like the question "What is your favorite color?" pops up a lot in our daily lives. On quizzes, polls, test, and caucuses. I don't really know what a caucus is. It's just fun to say. Try it. Say "caucus" out loud. UNLESS YOURE IN PUBLIC, you don't people to think you're weird. Maybe I should have warned you about saying it aloud before hand because you probably obeyed my commands and said it without reading the next sentence. I appreciate you listening to me, and I promise to try harder to warn you about saying things aloud. Because now the man sitting next to you on the bus thinks you're strange, when in all actuality, he is the strange one and he smells bad too. Anyway, back to the point. Why is knowing someones favorite color so important? Are you only friends with people who's favorite color is green? If you pick friends based on their favorite color, then you have some serious issues, my friend. (Agh. My favorite color isn't green so I can't be your friend.) Why can't we all just go through our daily lives not caring what each others favorite color is? I'm not gonna lie to you though, I'd pick a purple car over any other color if I had the choice. Actually, I'd pick anything purple. I wish my skin was purple. I wish my teeth were purple. WAIT. No I don't. People would think I was weird and then I'd have to be home-schooled and never associate with anyone outside of the internet. But then I wouldn't have anyone asking me what my favorite color is… So maybe I do wish my skin and teeth were purple.. It's a tough decision.. Friends and a social life, or purple skin and no one asking you what your favorite color is? I'll think about it and let you know at a later date. But the point of this story was to try to figure out why it's so important.. I haven't gotten anywhere with it yet, so maybe I'll make a list of things that are purple and something will come to me.

• Grapes
• Beets
• Grape Juice
• Beet Juice
• Barney

This isn't helping..  Maybe I should sleep on it.. I'll have to go find some sheets that say "Why is knowing someone's favorite color so important?" first though.. Last time I was at Target they were all sold out. I want to leave you with something that should make you happy. I don't judge people based on their favorite color. It's a great trait to have. So if you like tangerine orange, green-grape green, or lemon yellow, (I was just trying to feel a little fruity) I will still try to be your friend. So… What's your favorite color?